COOLER THAN THAT
I had a going away party this past weekend, despite the fact that I don’t move for another month. Blame the Canadian government for that, but whatever. The point is, this party involved a slip-n-slide, which was super great.
But here’s some words for the wise — there’s a reason the instructions say “KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!” in all caps and with exclamation marks. Forehead cuts from playing on a kids toy is not a great look.

I had a going away party this past weekend, despite the fact that I don’t move for another month. Blame the Canadian government for that, but whatever. The point is, this party involved a slip-n-slide, which was super great.

But here’s some words for the wise — there’s a reason the instructions say “KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!” in all caps and with exclamation marks. Forehead cuts from playing on a kids toy is not a great look.