COOLER THAN THAT
I went to a wedding this weekend. At the reception, they played “God Bless the USA” and everyone formed a huge circle, linked arms and sang along. Normal wedding stuff.
After the second chorus, as Lee Greenwood started his verse, I screamed “I’m moving to Canada in a month, but I love America. This one’s for you, Bin Laden.”
I am proud to be an American.

I went to a wedding this weekend. At the reception, they played “God Bless the USA” and everyone formed a huge circle, linked arms and sang along. Normal wedding stuff.

After the second chorus, as Lee Greenwood started his verse, I screamed “I’m moving to Canada in a month, but I love America. This one’s for you, Bin Laden.”

I am proud to be an American.

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