COOLER THAN THAT
‘Mrs. Cool Hat,’ ep. 2: The Ballgame

AN USHER: Hey, you can’t wear that hat right now. The national anthem is playing.

MARIA BELLO: I can wear my hat anywhere.

AN USHER: No, you can’t. Not right now, Mrs. Cool Hat.

MARIA BELLO: Yes, I can.

AN USHER: No.

MARIA BELLO: Yes.

AN USHER: If you don’t take off that hat, I will punch you in the face and tell everyone that you hate America.

MARIA BELLO: Everyone knows I love America, and I’m not taking my hat off, so you’re going to have to punch me in the face.

AN USHER: (punches Mrs. Cool Hat in the cheek, 70 percent strength)

MARIA BELLO: (instantly bruises)

———————-The End———————-

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