FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Hey, you can’t wear that hat in here. This is a funeral.
MARIA BELLO: I can wear my hat anywhere.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No, you can’t. Not in here, Mrs. Cool Hat.
MARIA BELLO: Yes, I can.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No.
MARIA BELLO: Yes.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: If you don’t take off that hat, I will punch you in the face.
MARIA BELLO: Well, I’m not taking my hat off, so you’re going to have to punch me in the face.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: (punches Mrs. Cool Hat in the cheek, 70 percent strength)
MARIA BELLO: (instantly bruises)