COOLER THAN THAT
'Mrs. Cool Hat,' ep. 1: The Funeral

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Hey, you can’t wear that hat in here. This is a funeral.

MARIA BELLO: I can wear my hat anywhere.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No, you can’t. Not in here, Mrs. Cool Hat.

MARIA BELLO: Yes, I can.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No.

MARIA BELLO: Yes.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: If you don’t take off that hat, I will punch you in the face.

MARIA BELLO: Well, I’m not taking my hat off, so you’re going to have to punch me in the face.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: (punches Mrs. Cool Hat in the cheek, 70 percent strength)

MARIA BELLO: (instantly bruises)

———————-The End———————-

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