just because everyone thought of the exact same joke in the exact same moment doesn’t mean that it’s not funny
Pitchfork: Robert, what are you up to right now?
R. Kelly: Eating a Subway sandwich, man!
Pitchfork: What kind of sandwich?
RK: It’s got turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, and extra oil and vinegar.
Thomas Mars: What is better, Subway or Quiznos?
RK: Oh, I love Quiznos. They’re good, too.
TM: I heard that one of them is not as healthy, but I couldn’t figure out which one.
RK: I don’t care when I’m really hungry.