Proposed Jingle for Heavy Whipping Cream
To the tune of Hall and Oates’ “Maneater”: Hea-vy whipp-ing cream Watch out boy, it’s whipping cream Hea-vy whipp-ing cream It’s for cream whip-ping
I Wrote a Book
Seriously, I did. Way back in 2009, but I just put it together. Sure, some of the information is dated, but this is a book full of nonsense jokes, so timeliness is hardly important. Trust me. It’s a totally free download, because I love when people laugh. If you want to donate, go nuts. However, I really just want this out because it is stupid to write 40,000 words of basketball jokes...
“They’re totally topless and it’s really creepy,” Emma...– ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Weigh In On Harry And Hermione Topless Kiss - MTV Movie News| MTV Hey, so, Dustin Atlas is a weirdo.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A. Margot preferred...– Hemingway’s Blonde Jokes.
Things That Are Real Things That Should Not Be...
The song “Sex Room,” by Ludacris and Trey Songz. Lip stain.