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I hope these guys don't mind me quoting them:
Rap critic 1: After watching this movie last evening. I'm struck with one overarching thought. How far did you think Ron Weasley got with Lavender Brown? I'm thinking, at least, third base. She seemed rather "eager."
Rap critic 2: She definitely blew him, but he was probably nervous about tapping that. If he had, she'd have freaked out more during lunch.
Rap critic 1: I can't say I disagree with your logic. I think she definitely would have slept with him but I don't think he's smart enough to realize that.
I am hardly a critic.
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Walgreens Beauty Advisor
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Manliest movie ever, due out in 2010
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