July 2009
64 posts
“Over the course of the afternoon, all of Jon Gosselins best friends, the people...”
– Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends - You Can Make It Up - Videogum
“The only thing worse than Sookie’s accent is Sookie’s ability to...”
– True Blood: Same Blood, Different Day - Soap Operas - Videogum
“You guys aren’t going to believe this, but later, Turtle’s...”
– Entourage: Happy Birthday, Turtle (UGH!) - Hate-Watching - Videogum
I hope these guys don't mind me quoting them:
Rap critic 1: After watching this movie last evening. I'm struck with one overarching thought. How far did you think Ron Weasley got with Lavender Brown? I'm thinking, at least, third base. She seemed rather "eager."
Rap critic 2: She definitely blew him, but he was probably nervous about tapping that. If he had, she'd have freaked out more during lunch.
Rap critic 1: I can't say I disagree with your logic. I think she definitely would have slept with him but I don't think he's smart enough to realize that.
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I am hardly a critic.
“I am writing to you from the summer of 2009. Do you remember it? What a summer...”
– An Open Letter To The Summer Of 2010 - An Open Letter - Videogum
“I thought that vampires didn’t have feelings. Wasn’t that what made...”
– True Blood: It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before This Show Has A Swamp Thing - Soap Operas - Videogum
“I mean, when it comes to time travel, always go full retard.”
– The Lake House - The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time - Videogum
“Steely Dan’s “cerebral,” “wry” and...”
– Steely Dan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wikipedia hates Steely Dan.
“Nice try, Entourage. Don’t get me wrong, I was on the edge of my seat for...”
– Entourage: Ari Gold Is Not The Moral Compass Of Hollywood - Hate-Watching - Videogum
Saddest Job Title Ever
Walgreens Beauty Advisor
“Receptionist: May I help you Dr…?
Fletch: Oh, it’s me, Dr....”
– Fletch
“Of course, no one could guess the extent to which Malkovich is now capable of...”
– Peter Travers in Rolling Stone
“Hi there! I saw your ad about hauling and I would have some work for you. I live...”
– E-mails from an Asshole
The 21 Greatest Hip-Hop Supergroups of All Time |... →
Halftime Report: The Best and Worst Rap Albums &... →
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon - the Game →
“Of course, then there is the Ari Gold and his Gay (GAY!) Assistant Lloyd. Lloyd...”
– Entourage: It’s 2004 Somewhere - Hate-Watching - Videogum
“You and I
Have so much love,
That it burns like a fire,
In which we bake a...”
– Contemporary Non-Religious Ceremony
“Name: Free Man
To all the men out their about to get married, run!!!!! they...”
– Non-Denomination Wedding Vows
via myweddingvows.com
“The scene where Borat says something intentionally offensive to the inner-city...”
– Shouts & Murmurs: “Borat”: The Memo: The New Yorker
“Affliction’s clothing line includes t-shirts, polo shirts, thermals, and...”
– Affliction Clothing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You know, fighter stuff.
Manliest movie ever, due out in 2010
douglasmartini:
clintisiceman:
The cast:
Stallone
Schwartzenegger
Jason Statham
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Mickey Rourke
It’s called The Expendables. I can’t even fathom how many asses will be kicked in this movie. Probably a million. Stallone wrote it and is directing it, btw.
I have nothing to add to this, especially the projected number of kicked asses.
Needs...
Deputies say dad asked fifth-grade son to help... →
The man accused of killing a prostitute last month and then dumping her remains near Eatonville asked his fifth-grade son to help get rid of the body, records show.
“Palin lied when she told Shimon Peres that the only flag in her office was the...”
– The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan
SEVERAL FLAGS 