White People Are Losing Today
Me: Denise said I look like Will Smith.
Terrie: (Chuckles) You do!
Me: OH MY GOD. WHITE PEOPLE, EXPAND YOUR FRAME OF REFERENCE!
Terrie: You know, you could be throwing away a very lucrative career, Martin Douglas.
Me: As what? Will Smith's stunt double?
Terrie: (Chuckles)
Me: Go to hell, Terrie.
FINE. You don't look like Will Smith. You look like Mike Lowery from "Bad Boys."
May 29th