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Bacon Lung in Illinois
There’s a girl in Naperville with a suspected case of swine flu. She went to Mexico before this all became a big deal. She’s been home sick for about a week. YAY!
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Garnett has morphed into the biggest d-bag on the floor Eamonn is the best headline writer in the game. For real.
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But what I cannot accept is the casual and knowing way in which everyone talks...– People Seeing Jesus In Stupid S—- Will Never Not Be Funny - Newsmagazines - Videogum
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douglasmartini: I have a regular who dresses in drag. Guess what he bought? Ding Dong’s! More like ZING Dongs.
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Today I downloaded Lady Gaga’s “The Fame” and Ace of Base’s “The Sign.” Then I watched Game 3 of the 1993 NBA Finals.
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This disc makes [Asher Roth] sound like a dude who witnessed [college] from his...– Passion of the Weiss » Blog Archive » The Bradley Effect: Putting Asher Roth on Double Secret Probation#comment-93610
On Misspelling Your Friends' Names
douglasmartini: coolerthanthat: douglasmartini: Why is Trey KErby like the most hilarious dude in the world? I truly don’t understand how you could pack so much funny into one person. For real, this guy is pretty hilarious. And he’s got a great sense of humor when people misspells his name. At least I didn’t spell your first name Tray, right? HAHA. When you’ve received mail for...
douglasmartini: Why is Trey KErby like the most hilarious dude in the world? I truly don’t understand how you could pack so much funny into one person. For real, this guy is pretty hilarious.
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youngmanhattanite: Lil’ Wayne is just rap for white hipsters who discovered Lil’ Wayne after Pitchfork told them to. Ask them about the Hot Boys. Seriously. I had a Hot Boys record on my Diamond Rio mp3 player in sophomore year of high school. OG
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Radiohead > The Beatles > Jesus
douglasmartini: coolerthanthat: douglasmartini: Just listened to “House of Cards” and almost burst into tears. Radiohead > The Beatles You’re right about one thing. “House of Cards” is beautiful. You’re wrong about one other thing though. Barry threatened to fly out here and kick my ass. Why do people take me so literally? Probably the mustache.
douglasmartini: Just listened to “House of Cards” and almost burst into tears. Radiohead > The Beatles You’re right about one thing. “House of Cards” is beautiful. You’re wrong about one other thing though.