October 2009
66 posts
Just got laid off. Thanks, Nader!
And the state of Illinois requires Windows to file unemployment online. Thanks, Steve Jobs!
“Another one of Sacagawea’s favorites is “Suffragette City.” I...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out.
“Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling?...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, M—————-s.
“This was the Wal-Mart that was supposed to save our lives. When I was growing up...”
– Wal-Mart - Plano, IL
My hometown’s Yelp reviews are hilarious.
“(Note: bricks are heavy, and brick ovens generate a lot of heat. Please use...”
– How to build a temporary wood-fired brick pizza oven with cheap, easy to find materials | DO IT: Projects, Plans and How-tos
Don't Worry, I've Already Written the Headline for...
See ya later, Al-Queda
“I do think that children deserve health care. That seems like kind of a...”
– Heather Graham Is Not The Public Option - Videogum
“Jessica Alba is really hot. Kind of. I mean, she is. In her face. But the more...”
– The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey - Flash Player Installation
“15. No hand-to-hand combat, knifes, fireanns, fireworks or illegal items are...”
– Paint Pursuit Games
Dag. I was going to bring all my knifes and fireanns tomorrow.
“The irony is that a kid Falcon has no way to fly away from the hell he is living...”
– — Tuna Surprise
Little Boy Lost In Balloon | The Awl
The Most Horrible Diseases Ever to Tremble the... →
aka Good Luck Sleeping: the website
Not exactly the way you expect your prom to turn...
jss:
The guy who took me to Military Ball my sophomore year is becoming a priest.
The guy who took me to Military Ball my junior year is gay.
I don’t think I want to know what happened to the guy who took me to Military Ball my senior year.
Both.
Book Excerpt
Chicken Tetrazolli
1 whole chicken (no bones)
1 whole turkey (with bones)
1 tub Kaukauna spreadable port wine cheese
18 cups sugar
1 giant bag of Japanese breadcrumbs
½ pound russet potatoes, diced
1 celery stock
1 large bag mozzarella cheese
1 teaspoon almond extract
Pre-heat oven to 540 degrees Fahrenheit. Place turkey, breast down, in large roasting pan. Place in oven.
While the...
“Dax Shepard Trap
“I’m Dax Shepard, get in my car!”
– The 15 Types Of Strangers - PSAs - Videogum
It’s honeycrisp apple season, y’all. The best apple of all time.
WatchJoel McHale and Chevy Chase Interview from Community - Video
Chevy: “You have two kids, right?”
Joel: “That’s right.”
Chevy: “Stop.”
douglasmartini:
Trey, I had hundreds of Pogs when I was a shorty. I had at least ten different slammers, one of which was as thick as a stack of Post-It Notes.
When I was moving in to my house last winter, I had to make the tough decision to throw out all my Pogs from my youth. I’m pretty sure I kept my favorite slammer. It was a yin-yang (obviously) and it was probably 3/4 inch thick...
