December 2008
44 posts
ATTENTION INTERNET
soupsoup:
It has stopped snowing. :(
Not in Illinois.
Declarative Statement 1
The George Bush shoe toss video is way funnier than any animated GIF that will follow.
Kinda bummed out (about titties in my face) →
hipsterrunoff:
Ever since I was an entry level hypemachine mp3 blog, I wanted to ‘make it’ and look like ‘a real’ website that was ‘an authentic content source’ for ‘tastemaking audiences’ and miscellaneous…
Should have used a hot[t] chick.
Zilla Rocca kills it on a supernice beat.
“3.
When mixing patterns, don’t think about it too much—just throw it together.”
– RULES OF STYLE: TOM FORD: DETAILS Article on men.style.com
“The way the “hit” was carried out was quite clever. The two men...”
– Latin Kings (gang) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Whoa, Chicago.
Watchsharingtime:
soupsoup:
kaytee:
artsystar:ryanpurtill:azizisbored:
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm just got exponentially cooler.
Oh wow. The last fifteen seconds made me cry.
“Do you like websites?”
New introductory line.
“Just cuz the last 2 killers albums rot something awful doesn’t mean I can’t...”
– (via itsbedtime)
Spoken by the manager of the Friday’s I ate at?
I also invented the piano key necktie.
I INVENTED IT.
XZIBIT MEMES
Not to brag, but this was on The Blowtorch 1.0 in March 2005:
March 24, 2005
You’ve Been Pimped
Is there only a small amount of people who like Pimp My Ride? (Myself included) The thing that kills our little Pimped out group is the last catchy thing that X-Zibit does where he pulls out a special treat for the unsuspecting Pimpee. “I talked to your friends. They say you’re having...
“No update. It’s the record that never seems to want to come out. It’s also just...”
– Ben Gibbard on plans for a new Postal Service album. To which I say: “Booooo.” (via beekeeperssociety)
Are people really wanting a second Postal Service album that much? Just listen to Dntel.
All I’ve ever wanted is to be a viral meme.
Huffington Post: Emma Watson: I'd Go Naked →
kennycity:
Emma “Hermoine” Watson says that he would consider going nude in a movie if necessary. ”That’s awesome,” Harry Potter said with a grin, before taking an hour-long shower.
Laura: I love boot
I am leaving for home now
be careful driving
xoxox
and I smell like fajitas
just wanted to let you kno
Top 25 Albums of 2k8
1. Wale - The Mixtape About Nothing 2. Kanye West - 808s and Heartbreak 3. Elzhi - Europass/The Preface 4. Q-Tip - The Renaissance 5. The Knux - Remind Me In Three Days 6. Radiohead - In Rainbows 7. The Raconteurs - Consolers of the Lonely 8. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend 9. The Menahan Street Band - Make the Road by Walking 10. David Byrne and Brian Eno - Everything That Happens Will Happen...
eBay Auctions That I Am Currently Winning
Nike Air More Uptempo - white/red
Jordan XI low - black/yellow
Oakley M Frame - black/smoke
Shaquille O’neal Christmas ornament
Jumpman Team 1 - white/navy
Chicago Bulls Sports Specialties hat
Utah Jazz game used shorts
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I feel that I will win very few of these, which is okay. The fact that all my favorite shoes from 6th to 8th grade are...
I fear that people will think I’m crazy if I warn them about the impending robot revolution. Until it happens.
Title competition
itsbedtime:
So I found this ludicrous story about a guy hitting a girl with a cheeseburger. Radar came up with a pretty decent headline “You Want Fries With That?” lets see if anyone can come up with something better. Reblog or leave a comment with what you would of titled it.
I’m going with “assaualt with a trans fatty weapon” Okay so I lost.
“You always hurt the one you I’m Lovin...
All I want is for Will Leitch to follow me. And, like, 10 other TUMBLRERZ.
hellofriend:
Sometimes when I get bored in the afternoon, I walk to the office vending machine. I stare. And as I pull out my dollar I stand and think: Eamonn, come on. You’re not really all that hungry. You’re not hungry at all. You just had lunch three hours ago, and it was delicious and not very good for you. Do you really need to eat right now? Are you truly craving a snack? No, you’re not....
“Pull over, that ass is too fat.”
– Trick Daddy. (via itsbedtime)
TUMBLR fact
TARAMICHELLE was on my TV as a commercial at Wal-Mart.
taramichelle:
Yes, it is too early. What am I going to do about it? Nothing, I’m gonna eat some cake.