February 2012
5 posts
“Anybody can rock fashion these days, but it ain’t all about the clothes....”
– A$AP Nast | Complex
January 2012
10 posts
25 percent of Americans are very weird
“One-quarter of Americans say they will not go to the bathroom without their devices.”
What My Best Friend Said About the Benedictine...
After two days of waiting I have finally seen the video to end all videos. I am just so happy that this will finally put BU on the national stage like it was meant to be. It gives all of our degrees so much more meaning. This video truly reflected the awesomeness of the BU athlete and how through sport we can change the world. I honestly don’t know if this video will be ever be topped...
Mark Wahlberg could have saved us from 9/11 →
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
The Saddest Two Sentences Ever Written
“And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.”
Failed 2012 New Years Slogans
2012 — One Year of Excessive Grooming
2012 — The Ball-Fro is Back
2012 — Not That John Cusack Movie
2012 — Kind of Like 34, but Not Really
2012 — Still Not Rush, Thankfully
2012 — Duck Soup
2012 — Two Numbers in a Row
2012 — Let Me Clear My Throat
2012 — The Squeakuel
December 2011
3 posts
October 2011
4 posts
Take the Pop-Tarts Challenge!
Hey kids! Do you love Pop-Tarts? Sure, you do! Do you love prizes? You bet!
Well, what if you could win totally awesome prizes, just for eating Pop-Tarts?
Guess what? You can! Radical!
Here’s all you have to do to complete the Pop-Tarts Challenge and get some super sweet prizes:
Toast a set of two (2) Pop-Tarts without any of the corners breaking off.
Take a full bite of the Pop-Tarts...
‘Mrs. Cool Hat,’ ep. 2: The Ballgame
AN USHER: Hey, you can’t wear that hat right now. The national anthem is playing.
MARIA BELLO: I can wear my hat anywhere.
AN USHER: No, you can’t. Not right now, Mrs. Cool Hat.
MARIA BELLO: Yes, I can.
AN USHER: No.
MARIA BELLO: Yes.
AN USHER: If you don’t take off that hat, I will punch you in the face and tell everyone that you hate America.
MARIA BELLO: Everyone knows I love America,...
'Mrs. Cool Hat,' ep. 1: The Funeral
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Hey, you can’t wear that hat in here. This is a funeral.
MARIA BELLO: I can wear my hat anywhere.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No, you can’t. Not in here, Mrs. Cool Hat.
MARIA BELLO: Yes, I can.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: No.
MARIA BELLO: Yes.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: If you don’t take off that hat, I will punch you in the face.
MARIA BELLO: Well, I’m not taking my hat off,...
September 2011
2 posts
Bedtime Stories
Last night, my wife asked me to tell her a story before we went to sleep. Instead, I told her the plots for the following movies as if I were extemporaneously creating stories:
The Fast and the Furious mixed with Gone in 60 Seconds
Dumb and Dumber
The 40 Year Old Virgin, starring Steve Carrell as Michael Scott
Real Steel
Men in Black II
Wild Wild West
Ali
D2: The Mighty Ducks
That...
August 2011
5 posts
How to Troll Your Wife
Wife: (tells story about a dream she had) Isn't that the craziest dream?
Trey: I bet there have been crazier dreams in the history of the world.
Wife: Well, maybe not the craziest...
July 2011
14 posts
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
8 posts
