DEFENDANT S.B. COHEN AND PLAINTIFF P. SHORE APPROACH BENCH OF JUDGE MAGOO.
JUDGE MAGOO State the crime!
PAULY SHORE Your honorable Mr. Judge, it was my idea to make fun of Angelina Jolie and Madonna for adopting black babies in my movie first. He stole it.
JUDGE MAGOO Wait, you want credit for that?
PAULY SHORE Yes, I do, supremely honorable Count Judgula whom I respect and to whom I defer using the proper legal terms of the courts of laws. Sustained.
JUDGE MAGOO You do recognize that this is a pretty lame, pedestrian joke that your mother could have made over brunch. It’s actually surprising to me that the plaintiff made this joke considering his tendency to make funny jokes.
SACHA BARON COHEN Not very niiiiice!
PAULY SHORE Waah waah waah.
JUDGE MAGOO Objection! I order you both to go away. I am bored and you’ve ruined my pants.
JUDGE MAGOO RETIRES TO HIS CHAMBERS AND BEGINS TO DECANT WHISKEY AND LOOK AT A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS BOAT.
LAW & ORDER MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH SPEAKERS AS IT DOES IN ALL LEGAL COURTS. END TRANSCRIPT.
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