DJ Quik And Kurupt - Ohh!
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July 5, 2009
July 2, 2009
“ Good Life” was our biggest pop star paying tribute to our greatest pop star—offering a paean to the virtues of the gilded age. Kanye rapped about the cars, the jewels, the cash, the pretty young things. The difference was when Michael sang it, there was an innocence implied, before the lyrics were turned into the butt of a billion jokes, before the freakish allegations. America wasn’t innocent then—it probably never was. But it was younger, and so were we, and like any death, this is a remainder of our own frailty. A man who brought more joy to more people than nearly anyone else on earth has departed. Two seconds…but he knew how to make them last.
Just found out that when I call my dad, “Who Let the Dogs Out” plays.
3 days ago
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DEFENDANT S.B. COHEN AND PLAINTIFF P. SHORE APPROACH BENCH OF JUDGE MAGOO.
JUDGE MAGOO State the crime!
PAULY SHORE Your honorable Mr. Judge, it was my idea to make fun of Angelina Jolie and Madonna for adopting black babies in my movie first. He stole it.
JUDGE MAGOO Wait, you want credit for that?
PAULY SHORE Yes, I do, supremely honorable Count Judgula whom I respect and to whom I defer using the proper legal terms of the courts of laws. Sustained.
JUDGE MAGOO You do recognize that this is a pretty lame, pedestrian joke that your mother could have made over brunch. It’s actually surprising to me that the plaintiff made this joke considering his tendency to make funny jokes.
SACHA BARON COHEN Not very niiiiice!
PAULY SHORE Waah waah waah.
JUDGE MAGOO Objection! I order you both to go away. I am bored and you’ve ruined my pants.
JUDGE MAGOO RETIRES TO HIS CHAMBERS AND BEGINS TO DECANT WHISKEY AND LOOK AT A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS BOAT.
LAW & ORDER MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH SPEAKERS AS IT DOES IN ALL LEGAL COURTS. END TRANSCRIPT.
June 30, 2009
I was shocked to hear this on a Chicago radio station this week. In a good way. 4 days agoYou’re A Jerk
<3 u, current state of hip hop culture
“ Not to mention the fact that finding out that her boyfriend is a murderer and then almost getting raped by him is what proves to Amy Smart’s character just how much she loves him? I’m not saying that there aren’t tragically abused people in the real world who find themselves drawn into deeply unhealthy relationships in the pursuit of some kind of emotional catharsis for their wounded and pathologically fractured sense of self, but something tells me Crank was not trying to depict the harsh realities of those personal tragedies. I haven’t seen Crank 2, though, so maybe that’s a movie about how they both address their personal shortcomings and agree to support each other on the difficult path to emotional stability.
Giddy Girlie’s FOTC Gidgets.Listen, just because Billy Mays died, doesn’t mean he should replace Brett in FotC. 5 days ago
June 29, 2009
Shoes You Should Own, 1
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